Not a hit and miss.
A direct hit.
Rather than fame I got death by rope cinch.
(Well, fame of 15 minutes-ish.)
And up goes a hospital.
Cruel irony without a hitch.
Maybe then I would have been beaten if only I had missed.
And then I could have gone to hospital.
Albeit one that would not exist
Unless I hit.
Shoot the Duke.
– Scott Sandwich