Tonight, I’m Making Waffen-SS!
Waffen sounds like a flattened sandwich. Definitely something with dough.
Mine would have been in 1927, through to 1930 – because my team would be way ahead of its time.
We would have been the 0th. Loud and proud.
Our symbol would be a gorilla being attacked by a tyrannosaurus rex.
It would be in 3D, and you’d have to be wearing those old red and blue sunnies that came with dinosaur magazines.
Not quite as racist though, and a little less killing.
– Scott Sandwich