Waffen-SS Divisions

Tonight, I’m Making Waffen-SS!

Waffen sounds like a flattened sandwich. Definitely something with dough.

Mine would have been in 1927, through to 1930 – because my team would be way ahead of its time.

We would have been the 0th. Loud and proud.

Our symbol would be a gorilla being attacked by a tyrannosaurus rex.

It would be in 3D, and you’d have to be wearing those old red and blue sunnies that came with dinosaur magazines.

Not quite as racist though, and a little less killing.

– Scott Sandwich


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