I’m sorry to have discovered your secret. It was a mistake, but now the world knows you exist.
What were the odds of that? (I believe about 1 in 3409353). Still, pretty unlikely.
It’s a shame Cruzeiro didn’t want you. And let’s face it, neither do it.
Because in order to remember your name I will have to forget something important,
Such as Auntie Maggie’s birthday
And she knows who you are.
So the wretched circle begins.
Woe is we.
– Scott Sandwich