I Say

You know what I say?

I Say

I say Uraguay and spootzal eats cheese with Led Zeppelin

I say stop looking for new porn and settle for that book in front of you about cats

I say buy yourself a novelty sized bottle opener, that’s too big to actually open any bottles

I say suck on an egg by piercing it with a pin and then dribbling it on your coffee table before blaming it on your little cousin

I say IT’S POETRY IF I SAY IT IS, MOTHER.

– Scott Sandwich

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