You know what I say?
I say Uraguay and spootzal eats cheese with Led Zeppelin
I say stop looking for new porn and settle for that book in front of you about cats
I say buy yourself a novelty sized bottle opener, that’s too big to actually open any bottles
I say suck on an egg by piercing it with a pin and then dribbling it on your coffee table before blaming it on your little cousin
I say IT’S POETRY IF I SAY IT IS, MOTHER.
– Scott Sandwich